...by DanB

Hello to all the forum folks
I've missed you all somewhat
So here's a little poem to show
You all I've not forgot

DJ passed her viva woes
And now has a PhD
Ann still gives out wise words
Mother to all is she

Sylvester has returned again
And how he has a stalker
A strange girl called Maria
From Greece and not Minorca

Jojo and poor bazzab
Transfer reports they failed
But with a few months work on it
They'll have it truly nailed

Fifi is in Loughborough
Doing some geography
Coastman is my bestest friend
But he never calls me

KC likes recycling
A bad day had Bobby
SixKitten is a minxy thing
So funny is MistaG

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Chrisrolinski's writing up
A literature review
Some newbies look for projects
Like Matthew82

Jewel she is so lovely
And Nimrod81 too
But where has gone that 404
And the miserable git called Stu ?

Tricky is working in the lab
Claudia is so sweet
She sends me lovely messages
She really is a treat

Then there's gorgeous Juno
And friendly Aliby
Fluffymonster,ellay,laney,Sue
To Piglet a big hi !

H of course is amazing
Bollywood diva is she
AnonGerman is so witty
And then there's hillyg

Of course there are some people
Like Golfpro and like Pea
Who may be rather boring
But are part of the family

A big thankyou must be said
To the Forum Team
Who banned me cos I'm naughty
But their forum is a scream

Apologies to anyone
If I've forgotten you
I've only got one thing to say
CLARA, WHERE ARE YOU !?!?!

DanB, poems from beyond the forum?! I actually love you, legend!!! Although all you had to say about me was that I had a bad day, I feel a little disappointed. Come back DanB we miss you!

Hi H by the way, did you decide on a honeymoon destination? (Cuba Cuba Cuba!!)

Hi DanB, every time I think of your crazed slogan 'working towards a better forum' (pre ban number one) I have a little giggle.

Hey, no fair, I don't think this is off-topic. There are a number of references to peoples phd issues!

Bobby, not sure yet......although "he" is supposed to be booking it by the new year...

I'm very flattered to be included too! I feel like part of a big cozy family now

DanB, you are wasted in the field of statistics!

my first reaction to this was then I saw the bit about me

So
I apologise if you find my contributions boring,
And comments I’ve added have induced snoring,
But I think pointing it out, is minor point scoring.
If I’ve evaded your unspoken rules and decorum
Then perhaps I’ll adjourn to a more welcoming forum
I don’t need reassurance that it’s fabulous to be me.
An ex-catwalk model, then journalist, living with a millionaire, now doing a PhD….
If you want the verbal version of krumping, then I hope you’re ready for your match
It is so 'on', coz you just got served, beatch

oh dear.

Interesting about the catwalk model though.

Ooh, I think DanB and Pea both write lovely poems!

Thanks DanB!

Nice to hear from you DanB!

Cheer DanB, was watching out for you again in Sainsburys...one of these days!

For what it is worth, I don't think pea is boring. That was a bit mean.