But wait a minute......how long do I need to look after my PhD? I hear that some can live as long as 10 years!

My PhD isn't gay, only W2DN's PhD is confused.

Yes I heard about the 10 year thing, very worrying. Lets hope it wont happen to one of us.

How does one explain the worms then?

I have got the ten year thing sorted. I am submitting this month!

Well obviously your confused PhD molested my PhD and gave it worms.

I brought up my PhD up better than that. If you offer proof. I will give my PhD the feminine snip and she won't bother yours again!

Oh, I'm confused now, my PhD is a he.... therefore yours is not gay?

I think you will find that your PhD was a 'she' at the start of this thread

Mine was a 'he' then became a gay 'he' and after the snip will just be a 'she'

I am just a confused owner now

no, if you read the thread properly, you see that mine has always been a he but yours seems to change around.

very bizzare.

I blame the stress cause by the absurd behaviour of my PhD. But on the bright side my PhD found a missing bone. So it is a bit more rounded than before.

My PhD was run over last night. He was chasing an MPhil across the road when he was hit by a passing car. He is in a bad way, and I reckon he may be put to sleep later this morning, I am really upset because I had become quite attached to him. I wish I had taken out the insurance, but hindsight is a wonderful thing!

Hope you PhD pulls through... Will you get an MPhil from the donated organs though?