Thank you Stu, we needed someone to bang our heads together and sort us out!

Always happy to be of service

Well, coastman, if you weren't so quiet we might find something to talk about other than how crap our supervisors are, the benefits of the mooncup or where the best sausages come from. Have another beer, that might help, and Stu, go drink the other half bottle of coke you left.

Any other silent spectators out there?

Ah they all start crawling out of the woodwork now!

Bloody hell, the whole farm is awake tonight. Here I was blissfully unaware, enjoying a quiet (if a little one-sided) get-to-know-thecoastman conversation and half of Europe is listening in!

Do you know what I find weird on here, I never know if people are male or female. In the real world, that is the one thing you know about people you meet, but here, I could be a 70 year old man for all you guys know.

Lamb is a bit of a late one, always up downloading porn, this is just to pass time.

(or is that just me?)

Sorry, I'll stop spying now

You might want to remove those hidden web cams I've placed around your home too, particularly the one in the shower (I'm making a fortune on ebay with the videos though!!)

Coastman? Did I upset you? I know I'm not jojo, but I thought we had something going for a while there...sob.

Hey my little farmyard friend, Jojo was soooo last week! I have just got a little sidetracked and am now checking my bathroom for cameras too...

You sure you are not downloading porn like Stu and lamb?

Nope, my computer is too slow...it can just about handle the lightning pace of this forum...

I have to go now. Bye coastman, marine biologist from Cambridge who weights 79kg, is 182cm tall and likes fudge and beer but can't surf.

I;m sure that when I went to bed last night there were no reples to this thread...

LOL Claudia. I was a bit surprised to find me email full of 75 "someone has replied to your thread" messages this morning...in between the usual offers of viagra and bank detail requests from Nigerian ex-princes

Sorry to fill up your inbox, juno.
Oops, sending this will just fill it up more! I can't win.