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I have noticed that the forum has got a bit bogged down with the first years having doubts - which is only natural and I went through the same thing. So I thought I would create this thread to cheer everyone up!

Anyone got a good joke or two?

ok I'll start

One candle said to the other,

"are you going out tonight"

ok - so not a 'good' joke, but nevermind! :p

Aww, all my jokes are really un-PC, so I can't post them. Let me have a think...

Hmmm, why do old biochemists never die? Because the reach equilibrium! Boodabadump, tish!

Here are some ... unfortunately quality assurance dept. was closed!

What goes boing boing arf arf?
A rubber seal

Did ya hear of the successful deli owner?
He was on a roll!

How many "bosses" does it take to change a screw-in light bulb?
One - He just holds it up and lets the world revolve around him

How many "bosses" does it take to change a normal light bulb?
None - there is no need for light bulbs as the sun, the moon and the stars shines out his ar$e anyways!

People thought it was strange that Tom Jones sang at the Guinness 250th birthday - He said that its not unusual! :p

on the lightbulb theme

How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Two--one to screw it in and one to screw it up

I LOVE rubbish jokes. Here's my contribution:

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field!
(hmm, in light of Obama's recent win just to emphasise that is not some kind of veiled racism :-) )

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down to road and turned into a field...
(ok, I got both of those from Farmers Weekly)

Did you hear about the lorry full of tortoises that crashed into a van-load of terrapins?
It was a turtle disaster!

And finally, my best terrible joke:
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was in the first koala's pouch.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure!