that news.... ok.

Phantom posters, you can add that to your dossier on me, if you like!

Where did you go anyway Stu? Did you take your binoculars?

I went on holiday, the binoculars were left at home as my girlfriend wouldn't have approved.

Destination was obviously top secret....

I suspect Stu wanted his binoculars to pursue is ornithology interest, but the gfriend was having one of it.

Ok, guessing game.

Where did Stu go on holiday?

Australia?

nope

turkey

hmm... it must be somewhere either in Europe or Africa. If not, one of the other continents. Am I right?

UK, maybe Cornwall or Wales?

Hunstanton

Nope, not UK

Corfu Stu?