I'm sure you're all fascinated, but I feel I should top and tail this thread by letting you know how the story ended. I got the work through and I'm damn happy with it. Ran it through software and it came out fine. I know it's cheating, but put it this way:

If I didn't do it, I'd have failed my course.

I did it, I've got a really good paper and I won't fail my course.

Yes, I feel bad now, but in the overall situation, I'm pretty happy with how that's turned out.

Can you pls give me the website you used by private message?

Has anyone ever used an essay writing service? One where you just give them the details, pay them and get the essay written for you? I'm getting to that point now...