Bad jokes
I'm slightly bored and everyone seems to need a perk up, especially those of us writing up, that I thought we should have a bad jokes thread. The kind of jokes that make you go that is terrible but then have to go and tell someone else, just for amusement.
So in best bad joke fashion I'll start us off, feel free to add others.
What is God's Favourite planet?
Saturn .....because he put a ring on it. :p
heres another one:
A group of 40 year-old buddies discussed where they should meet for
dinner.
Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the waitresses there had great bodies.
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good
and the wine selection was good as well.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace
and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was
wheel chair-accessible and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been
there before.
