I am an asylem seeker in the netherlands.I have done my masters in medical biotechnology while I was in asylem. I have done my bachlor in pharmacy , I want to do a PHD in Uk , could you please inform me how I can do it.

First of all, make your way to Calais. Then offer favours to a lorry driver.

Will the newspaper pay them anything for the story though?

Other than that, I know of 10 African women in Amsterdam who have got $500 on them.

By the way, don't go to Glasgow. They fillet asylum seekers there.

In Edinburgh they deep fry them, allegedly!

Nope, that's mars bars.

Easily confused...

All drunk down with Irn bru of course.

Ah, it's good to see that Scottish stereotypes are alive and well on the PG Forum!

Always

Oh dear I'm gonna get told off by little piglet again

I don't think I want to know what that is, and I'm too scared to google it!

I can give you many Scottish sterotypes, having lived here on and off there most of my life!

NL taxpayer pays for your education [and the rest] and then you bugger off putting nothing back into the country. Nice of you.

Well, I think you've done really well to get an MSc after being forced to leave your home in what were probably very unpleasant circumstances. And having to deal with the anti-asylum seeker crap that was so well illustrated by one member of this forum. I don't have an answer to your question but I wish you the best of luck in the future.

On a serious note, it does beg the question, where exactly is the original poster seeking asylum? What's wrong with the Netherlands?