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Is it me, or is this sex on legs?

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I think the man is a god! Its the way his mouth is slightly parted in this photo. Ummmm, inviting ....

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What is that thing around his neck?

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euuuugh!

all yours DJW

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I think he has put his stocking out early for Santa around his neck

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You see, he even looks sexy in weird clothes!

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Wouldnt you just like to lick the fake tan off that face?

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I'm with DJW - he is hot enough to make me pant!

See, the way I see it, men are like undies - you have to have a different pair every day of the week. Monday you have Orlando, Tuesday you have the manly-testosterone-motor-mechanic with bulging muscles and dirty hands, Wednesday the quiet geeky take-home-to-meet-mum Coastman type, Thursday the business man with wads of cash and expensive suit, Friday the surfer with sun-bleached hair and wetsuit down around his waist....sorry, got distracted for a minute.

DJW, you have made my week with that picture - thank you!

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He's all yours ladies. Not my thing at all.
Give me Jack Bauer any day.

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Piglet, if you have Orlando on Mondays, can I have him on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

Maybe I could have the surfer with wetsuit pulled down to his waist on Mondays

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Just read my last post...I really shouldn't post on here after half a bottle of wine. I can't believe I attempted an analogy between men and undies!

Sure, DJW. You can have Orlando all days except Monday, the surfer all days except Thursday...what day do you want Coastman?



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i think Coastman would be great on Sundays as I could take him round to my Mums for Sunday lunch after church. Is that ok?

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Only if I can come too!

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Course you can. My Mum's a great cook.

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Well I do like a good roast...

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