Nope I'm watching eurovision semis. I can't do work. I had a meeting with my supervisor today who spent 20 minutes talking about how much her nipples hurt

Our office has four desks which completely fill the room, three computers (all of which are painfully slow) and six chairs between 12 PhDs. Worst of all we're not just PhDs, but Graduate teaching assistants who have to be in at least two days a week. Now, you try hotdesking that.

At last years Christmas Party I got very drunk and threw myself at the Director of my Research Institute. We're kind of off and on, but you'll be surprised where you can find it