Put it in a large cardboard tube, with 'ROCKET LAUNCHER' writen on it in arabic

Nothing wrong with younger partners. 15 year olds are tighter

Lets not forget to bring in Lamb to munch on

It would be bigger than that if he was that tall. Big IF he was that tall

dunno why you said that, was it a joke I missed?

My battery works fine, not that I give a toss, as I use some mysterious concept called 'the mains'

Sorry, I'll stop spying now

You might want to remove those hidden web cams I've placed around your home too, particularly the one in the shower (I'm making a fortune on ebay with the videos though!!)

Lamb is a bit of a late one, always up downloading porn, this is just to pass time.

(or is that just me?)

Always happy to be of service

No, I have just been writting some crap, and now I have drunk nearly 1 and a half bottles of coke, so I'm climbing the walls at the moment

You two going to actually talk about anything?

Not high enough for DanB, it has to be at least 90% men, with all the women butch lesbians

Yeah sure

Sod it, lets wipe out all the rubbish countries, starting with France (after we export every last drop of wine)

Cool

Better still, napalm the house they are in

You really are full of useless knowledge aren't you!?!