...but I would like to dedicate a thread to the sweetest guy on the forum....Coastman.

We have never met, but I would love to lie on your beaches one day.

Sorry I was too distracted by the loud noise of you kissing arse to concentrate on reading your post...

Oh, im so offended. Last time I post on here!

Seriously though, this forum is getting a bit of a girly feel to it. Posts about boyfriends, dating etc. I feel like im reading Heat mag (or some other such thing), not that I ever read heat mag . I think we need some men things. Im going to go to lunch and think about some really macho posts we can have!

Hey, you're making me blush

Hey, you're making me blush

*vomit*

Piglet have you been on the wine again?

It must be the wine, I can't think of anything I've done!

LOL @ Richmond
I am looking forward witnessing the 'butching up' of the forum.

I am very interested that you perceive 'Heat' to be a 'female' media - I could say something about cultural norms & gender sterotyping.....

Oh, I did it again. Don't drink and post, Piglet! Gosh, and I had only had a couple of glasses of wine - what a 2-pot screamer.

Sorry, especially to you Coastman, but it was only meant as a bit of fun and a giggle. It is ridiculous given that I have never met any of you, so you can all be assured I am only joking.

SixKitten - I don't think there was anything in my message that can be classified as butt-kissing.

So you didn't mean it?

Of course (from what I can tell on here) you seem like a really nice guy, but I am really, really embarrassed. I wasn't even drunk, just being a bit silly and thought it would be a joke to add to the hypothetical crush I have on you. Then people made vomit noises and accused me of butt-kissing and being girly. Not funny anymore.

Awww Piglet don't worry. I don't think you should retract your statement. It was sweet.
My friend who is a little prone to drink n'dial once phoned an ex boyfriend after several drinks.... only she had dialed the wrong number because she was plastered. When the man on the other end of the line said sorry love, I really don't know who you are she thought it was the ex being an ar**h*** and started screaming down the phone at him saying how dare you, you've been inside me ( well actually she said something even more graphic than that)! Was totally hilarious the next day when she realised what she'd done and it actually wasn't the ex, but a stranger. So hey things could be worse!

Anyway where's Richmond with threads of hunting, fire & caves? I was looking forward to it.

I do drink and dial all the time! I'm terrible at it and have got myself into some awful situations! I think coastman is sweet too and I havent had anything to drink today apart from a cup of tea

I have not had a single drop of alcohol tonight...and I still think Coastman is a sweetie.

Lol at pea! What a horrible realisation to wake up to in the morning with a hangover!