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Christmas Card Etiquette
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Bug, maybe in the new year you could leave an apple on her desk!

;-)

Here's an xmas present for you (gift)....shhh...it's full of cyber hugs! Doh! I've ruined the surprise.

Humanities thread
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Hi everyone, hope you're all happy and working hard.:-)

I have a question and I was wondering what others here think. How long does it take to write a good, solid 5000 words for submission? What's the expected time frame that the supervisor will allow you to complete roughly this many words?

Also, (because I have to submit 30,000 by the end of this year), what's the 'expected' amount of time to give yourself to go over all the work/drafts to perfect them? I've allowed myself 3-4 weeks. Is that too much or too little?

Marmite
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THickly spread? CHEESE on top?!

You're sick.

Marmite
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COME ON MARMITE PEOPLE! GET VOTING!


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:p

Marmite
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oop! *giggle giggle*

Marmite
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*sigh* That was beautiful walminski :-x

Marmite
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Bug, I'll make sure I am far, far away when you bum chunder on this thread, especially after those prawn noodles!

Marmite
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Ha Ha Ha! Sneaks, I've just got this image of a big blob of pickle the size of King Kong chasing after you and scooping you up in it's big pickled hand with you screaming and wriggling your legs!

Marmite
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Bug, what about the Bumble Bee chunder? You forgot that on your list!

Marmite
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When they're all put together like that they look pretty nasty don't they?

Maybe we should create a paste with a mixture of all of the below ingredients. Hmmm...what shall we call it?

Marmite
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I think I agree with louisa, a sudden interest in marmite could be the brain's way of saying you're low on vitamin B's.
Oh how I love the happy little vitamin B's :-x

I think there is an art to spreading the sticky brown stuff: very thinly indeed - like the thin coating on twiglets

Marmite
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Urrghh! Ragingwitch! Peanut butter is the devil's earwax! Horible, horrible stuff. (down)

Christmas Card Etiquette
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I would probably feel a bit uncomfortable about giving them an xmas card too, but that's only because I don't really know them well enough. But imagine how chuffed you would feel if your sup sent you one - you would think that it was quite a thoughtful thing to do, the fact that you were important enough to send one to - you were thought of. I know I would be chuffed about that. I suppose the reason I wouldn't make the first xmas card move is because I would be too preoccupied with my own anxieties about it, rather than the nice xmasy spirit behind the kind and friendly gesture. (tree)

Marmite
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Walminski, that's a brilliant idea! You remind me of Robin Cooper's 'The Timewaster Letters'. Recommended toilet book if you can get your hands on a copy.

Marmite
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Another Branston Pickle on bread person!! I'm not the only freak!