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when levitating the rhubard crumble from the fridge the part of the dual entity which was Derek Accorah lost its concentration and the rhubarb crumble dropped onto the kitchen floor, much to the dismay of the VC who.....

and suddenly the Pig grew bigger

...but that's not the end, oh no it isn't, because our hero has yet to tread on the rocky path to get his PhD...(so please don't let him die yet....he is most welcome to do so at his graduation ceremony but not before)...

(haha, our hero wont die! ...I hope :p)

... the pig explodes, causing it to rain bacon...

A result of genetic modification gone mad....

WoW! That reminds me of 'Alliens vs Predators'

'I can think!'

thought the great Rhubarb

I'm a sentient being

so I have voting rights

who shall I vote for?'

'Anybody but David Cameron- he's even less believable than me, a giant fictive rhubarb'

...the rhubarb is gaining votes...

but the Broccoli Nut Party is fast gaining popularity.....