ok I'll reveal a clue, I was in europe. Its a hot country.

not even close

all wrong

Nope, not UK

nope

Ok, guessing game.

Where did Stu go on holiday?

I went on holiday, the binoculars were left at home as my girlfriend wouldn't have approved.

Right, thanks for that

No, you can sylvester

Hi guys, nice to know I was missed!!!

I was on holiday, but don't fret, I am BACK

do your parents pity you?

Now why would comments from me be welcome? do you think i'm into this sort of thing?

I must admit it would make awesome tv, particularly if they offer a live and uncut showing of it.

I just hope its mostly women that turn up to flick the bean.

postgrad team, perhaps your system isn't working then, you are allowing poor adverts onto your site, don't blame google.

same applies to your out of date PhD projects you advertise, i still see some that I applied to nearly a year ago, even though these projects were filled when I enquired about them.

You sure you don't just shove projects onto the site to make it look like you have more than you really do?

'that Dr .... is so fit, are they single? do you think they would be interested?'

'f**k off'

'do it yourself you w**ker'

'Have you always been a nerd?'

'I went to a brothel last night'

Nuke the lot of them