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I am urgently in need of fully funded postgraduate scholarships for foreign/international students that provides the flight ticket economy class travel from South Africa to UK to conduct the research, travel expenses whilst in UK, registration fee, educational expenses, required tuition and fees, living expenses, food, accommodation, bills, health insurance, expenses associated with my PhD research project and field work, specialised training courses to acquire extra skills and knowledge needed for the research project, travel expenses for visits to other institutions, key academic meetings, conferences, workshops, etc in UK or abroad, fieldwork travel expenses in UK or abroad, purchase of equipment essential to the research project (IT hardware/software etc).

Well good luck with that. You do realize you've absolutely no chance whatsoever of finding suchlike through this forum I presume.

Some people really must think much of them if they expect all that!

Seriously, why do you think you're so deserving? Would you like the secret to immortality as well?

Health insurance??!

Can I have a monkey that wears a hat and claps cymbals together?

A 'real one' or a mechanised one?

A mechanised one I suppose, I don't want to have to deal with too much 'monkey business'.

Who gets free health insurance?

I have to pay for mine......

Forget health insurance, who gets their FOOD paid for?

I am also in urgent need of a chauffer driven Limousine so that I can travel to the university and back home again and all of my other engamements.

I also require a live in chef to cater to my dietary requirments

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