what have I been listening to? Not much to be honest, I'm not really in the mood for music at the moment

Give her any food and she's yours

Is that a cut and paste from wikipedia?

Absolutely, perhaps we could wait until the flames die out, then we have a years supply of pork scratchings

Yes, with them all in it!!!

For extra measures lets shove all past contestants in there too, especially Jade Goody, with all the lard on her she would burn for weeks.

I hope the big brother house burns down

I agree, don't you guys get enough attention from real-life friends and family?

Sounds good DanB, good fun munching on some beef curtains.

Anyway, yes Tricky, try and get a St Bernard, I may be hungry by the time I get there. Grab as many cats as you can then, we can just throw them on the bbq for fun.

Can I have some bbq-ed puppy?

Always wondered what Korean food was like

Just have a massive brawl and sort your problems out like men, and have the biggest fight your uni has ever seen. Bite their ears off, stab them with broken test glassware, throw computer monitors at each other (not flat screens, they don't weigh enough) and make petrol bombs.

I know, I come up with the best ideas, you don't need to say it

I bet they were at it like rabbits.

Anyone actually read that?

That was a bit of hard work to follow that.

Changing your name wouldn't have done you many favours either, as some will know you as Mia, and others won't

Sexkitten seems a bit attention starved

You need to earn our love

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