If you need help in pursuing PhD let me know. I can be contacted in gmail my id is rodrigusr

Can I please have a 200 GSM premium paper with fancy coat of arms printed at the top, a posh sounding name (eg., The Cambridge/Oxford Advance Learning Institute etc) underneath this, and the title of 'Doctor of Philosophy' with my name on it. Oh, and authentic seals and holograms would be needed as well.

I am willing to pay up to 50 pence for said piece of paper. PM me for this great opportunity to close a sale and enrich yourself beyond your wildest dreams!