Paul, why do you hate it?

You poor poor, poor PhD students. How sad it is to shed constant tears of misery.

:-X Coastman is that a lighthouse are you just pleased to see me?

Coastman you can swim to my shore

I would love to earn £4692856 a month.

Fifi of course I would love to toast to my success at ending the post.

At a science-based university, all postgraduate students are given a desk within a shared office space. 99% of us are given individual computers to use, although some of us have no shame and use them to browse and contrbiute to extra-ciricular forums.

hiya.

Wake up and smell the bacon! BK is on top once again.

Sorry Pigs, no sleep for the wicked.

Ha ha, that what you think Pigs.

Am I winning?

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Seduce him with a big man-sized pizza and he's all yours.

I love prawns.

Spin the Bottle.