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Can this work. I am doing a lot of consultancy work. I hold 3 masters. I am tired of research and learning. I need to buy a real PhD accredited and recognised. Not accreditated by fake accreditation bodies.

I dont think there is any accredited university that may do this. Perhaps some individuals withing those institutions

That's great! lucky for you its buy one get one free, but for a limited time only

if you have bought one, then you need to work for yourself and no-one else. Even if you work for yourself, you cant debate issues effectively publickly for people shall want to know where and when did you do your phD

Let me get this staight: you want to BUY a PhD; no working for it, no spending time actually doing the research, just purchace it.
Ever consider changing your name by deed poll? You could be "African", PhD?

Let's clarify this, Mr African. Buying a Ph.D is like buying a wife or husband, buying children, buying weapons, buying drugs or buying decisions - it is just not right. So better don't waste your time on this forum, we are honest people.

Let me add that the sheer act of posting this ridiculous question demonstrates that you, despite your "consultancy" work or three masters (did you buy them as well), have no idea what a PhD constitutes, what it involves and what it is. Nice way of embarassing yourself.

3 Masters my ars*. Another northern expression.

No PhD that is bought will be recognised.. Numpty! They aren't worth the paper they are printed on. If you want a PhD then you have to work for one like the rest of us..

As being discussed in other threads, why settle for merely buying some sheepskin? What about insisting on being PAID for being given the PhD, and each of us having our own red brick university built up over our heads, a library and a fountain in our names, a statue in gold to memoralise each of us forever? I will wear a cape in my statue, perhaps sort of that Scottish Widow look!

Ooo that scottish widow woman pulls off the cape look very well.. She is obviously doing very well as a widow, she's been doing those adverts for as long as I can remember and she doesn't seem to have aged one bit! I wonder if she is a vampire so doesn't age.. that would explain the cape.

Don't succomb to cape-ism!!! That is a terrible social prejudice that the Scottish Widow must face. She is not a vampire, she just keeps her complexion clear because she is protected by her cape. Plus, she probably has her own university, library, fountain and statue somewhere. And she likes to exchange trout recipes with me!

For instance, this trout recipe ( notice--as from the thread yesterday on the "traditional foods" like Mexican Doritos and Irish sauerkraut that this is a "traditional Scottish trout recipe")--the Scottish Widow being a traditional Scottish Widow, she would only be able to provide traditional receipes.
Traditional Scottish Baked Brown Trout

http://www.rampantscotland.com/recipes/blrecipe_troutbaked.htm

Hehe I am not capist.. The hooded-cape is a much under used item of clothing these days.. I remember as a kid running round the playground making my anorak into a makeshift cape.. Unfortuately it seems to have been superseeded by the hoodie which just lacks the finesse of a black cape with a pink satin lining.

Make mine a TRADITIONAL red brick university with TRADITIONAL library, TRADITIONAL fountain, TRADITIONAL statue in TRADITIONAL cape...and of course a TRADITIONAL PhD!

I think I need to go take a study break.