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bit harsh maybe

Just make it up, if they see that you've got a Degree then they're not going to contact your school.

Don't know if I'm a PRO Gamer, but I'm really good at CSS, and it takes up a lot of my time. I usually play at night when I'm relaxing.

The Hare appeared once again, this time he was equipped with an enormous strap on dildo

The Hare, annoyed by this interruption, removed himself from Tory the Tortoise and set about molesting David Copperfield

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The Hare mounted Tory the Tortoise and violated his colon, Tory the Tortoise screamed in agony while the Hare pummeled his ass with all his might...

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when levitating the rhubard crumble from the fridge the part of the dual entity which was Derek Accorah lost its concentration and the rhubarb crumble dropped onto the kitchen floor, much to the dismay of the VC who.....

the PhD student discovered that this dual entity, which consisted of Derek Accorah and the professor, was capable of moving objects by the power of telekinesis...

possessed Derek and jumped of a really tall building

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got into a conversation with Derek Accorah about homosexuality being a mechanism of Gaia theory that inhibits population growth

Well done on the distinction. I take it that you were doing a part time MSc over 2 years?
If you can become a MSc then you can do a PhD as some MSc courses are a lot more intense than a PhD (full time MSc courses that is)

The Professor, after having his scalp massaged, was walking across the road contemplating what to do with the rest of his day, when all of a sudden he was hit by a car, sadly he died...

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Damn, this forum disables all code.. how annoying

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I'll lend you some money to do a PhD