Hopefully, not the 'former artist known as MisterG'...

Both! And toblerones and tofifees and those belgian shell things and maltesers in boxes - all of them!!

Maybe you could find a nice belt in the sales Jen

Pressed 'enter' by accident before I shared my best ever: a smoke alarm from my godfather...

I don't get many prezzies at Christmas (but have to spend a FORTUNE - we mostly 'buy for the kids' in the family). Still, quality over quantity eh? Really enjoyed using my tickets for ice-skating followed by Swan Lake at the Bridgewater last night - excellent

Hi all. Had a pleasant, uneventful holiday - back to work (or more like work-avoiding) starting tomorrow. Did see Kevin from Coronation Street in Dunham Massey today. Like I said, uneventful...

HA! Still winning...

No man's land.

Don't think I can handle any more excitement fifi_fole!

Hey - someone turned out the lights!

Happy Christmas you lot.

LOL Fifi_fole! Borat's character would probably be easiest for me to emulate - the catchphrases are familiar and I'm particularly offensive when I'm p****d! (Or so I'm told...)

At a fancy dress party (theme: film - any ideas?)

Hey SixKitten - did you rate that research? I was just quoting the bit that suited me but would like to know more.

Highly recommend cherry vodka for added Christmas cheer (especially for all the humbugs out there) - NA ZDROWIE!!

PS If you need help with menu items, I'd be happy to

Just thinking (ouch)... for something really alternative, you could try trad Polish fare. We do Xmas on the 24th and it's supposed to be meat-free (fish allowed). Begin with beetroot soup, pierogi, carp... 12 courses in all! Hungry?